He's in character, wading through the sea,
The tide has turned the water levels rise
Looks at the camera, back at you and me,
From our sofa see dangers in his eyes.
If we were there with him we'd all survive,
Or maybe his tactic would be to leave,
Us all behind and keep himself alive,
I guess we'd be quite easy to deceive.
I almost hear his voice saying it now,
Desperate as he slips on rocks and stone,
Trying hard to teach us all somehow,
"...The best way to survive is all alone..."
So Mr Grylls says backs the way to go,
And we turn round but then he doesn't show.