The Polar Bears they're caressing the ice
They're longing for that chilly Arctic Sea
In San Diego Zoo the weather's nice
But it's no place for Polar Bears to be.
Today though it is Snow Day at the zoo
They bought you eighteen tonnes, is that enough?
And all those donors taking photos too,
They reached into their pockets for this stuff.
And now you three are lying there on snow
In little patches in the blazing sun
Smile at the Polar Bear Cam say "Hello!"
Who cares? As long as humans have their fun.
I hope one day you all go off your heads,
And rip those jailer zoo keepers to shreds.