307 (11.05.2015)

So now we're safe for five more years at least,
We know we won't go bankrupt while they're in
Let's celebrate and party with a feast
To help the lazy poor is worse than sin.
It's really time that things began to change
The NHS is like a parasite,
It sucks the blood from everything in range,
And all those lefties think it's theirs by right.
And all those failing schools are a disgrace,
Come OFSTED, come and shut the buggers down,
We need academies built in their place,
And also some more private school in town.
So thank God that the Lib Dems have been crushed
And angry voices on the left been hushed.

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