Dear Amber Rudd so you're still here today
To keep on playing Reverse Robin Hood
Not going to leave our town and go away
And let Ms Sarah Owen do some good?
Yes Westfield, Brede and lovely Udimore
Again they tip the voting back to you
Let's shrug away the struggles of the poor,
And paint our town a brighter, deeper blue.
Maybe you've done your bit, some say you try
But will you save our hospitals and schools?
Perhaps you should move out and live in Rye
That town's a bastion which the Tory rules.
A billion years for our opposing thumbs,
We work for change but it so slowly comes.