You are a strong wall, but I am a wedge,
that drives between you bits of different law.
I infiltrate your groups and then I pledge,
That each of you is bound to win a war.
Although I say I fear Islamic State,
And say I fear the fearful Taliban,
I come up with Islamic Emirate,
Deceived then you obey my master plan.
For I have all the power in the world,
And waves of wealth beyond your wildest dreams,
See how my strength, so subtly unfurled,
It leads you into more and more extremes.
I laugh as you three fight amongst yourselves,
As big a threat to me as Christmas elves.