I'm standing on the outside looking in,
We're searching for a film we'll both enjoy,
And even though I know I'll never win,
I fail to see the tactics she'll employ.
My wife and I are choosing on Netflix,
Yet there's so much to chose from that she stops,
But now I see she's up to her old tricks,
She searches for "Romance" and up it pops.
Romantic foreign films now fill the screen,
And Sci-fi and Adventure's been forgot
So naturally I don't want to be mean,
And I act like I haven't just been shot.
She'll hold my hand for two hours then she'll weep,
Though all I want to do is go to sleep.
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