That chocolate cake was really scrummy-yum,
I ate so much I think I'm gonna burst
I love the taste of sugar in my tum
In that I guess I'm sort of blessed and cursed.
Now Auntie Jo she never eats dessert,
She says it makes her feel bloated and slow,
But I can eat cake till my belly's hurt
And when I die I know just where I'll go...
Off down the road to join The Pudding Club
I'll stuff my face with every single treat
I'll be a ghost, of course, and there's the rub
What if I cannot savor what I eat?
Can you imagine more torturous waste
Than eating cake forever without taste?
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